imagine the UN making diving illegal so all these professional synchronized olympic divers have to look for new jobs but their only skill is tactfully diving into water
amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.
Okay I’m sorry.
I’m really really sorry.
I think Jared should get a trim.
Not like CHOP OFF HIS LOCKS AND SUDDENLY SEASON 1 HAIR.
But just a trim.
But seriously this has gone on long enough. There should be an intervention episode.
“Sammy, look at your life. Look at your choices.”
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
im late for soccer practice because im in a carpool and my friend hasnt picked me up yet! i called my friend like 3 times and I texted him too where is he? ive been waiting outside my house for 30 minutes and the neighbors keep driving by and looking at me with my flip flops and super high soccer socks. i hope they aren’t judging me